I am in a terrible mood.
For one thing, I’ve been nursing the mother of all migraines all day.
For another, my recently-unemployed roommate managed to find a job that he LIKES less than a week after losing his old job. I mean, I’m glad for him, but I feel like a fucking loser.
For yet another, my once-pristine house is gross again.
And finally, my house smells like cat piss. This is because my older cat is a FUCKING ASSHOLE, as I believe I have documented here before. He has been pissing in the hallway. He does not have any health problems that cause him to do this. It’s because HE IS AN ASSHOLE. His litter box apparently did not meet his standards for cleanliness, so he made his opinion known by pissing on the carpet. Over and over and over again. He’s not normally a skittish cat, but when I call his name today, he runs and hides. AS HE FUCKING SHOULD.
Yes, I should keep the box cleaner. I should scoop regularly, or at least change the box out more often. But the thing is, it isn’t THAT bad. I’ve seen disgusting cat boxes before. And my little cat hasn’t revolted. It’s just this one asshole cat that apparently doesn’t realize that I DO NOT OWN A STEAM CLEANER.
Damn it all to hell.
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My oldest cat is a fucking asshole when he gets mad at me. Once he pissed on a sleeping bag *that I was actually sleeping in* in order to get his point across. My largest cat has also shown his displeasure by pissing on me while I carried him into the house after his escape. Oh, and we can’t forget about the year that I had to wash my Christmas tree skirt every fucking day because one of them would take a whiz on it.
Why do I have cats again?
Try white vinegar and water to help remove the smell from the carpet. I have two cats – one is normal and one has issues with it’s litter box. Nature’s Miracle cleaner is really good but expensive.