For a change of pace, I present my latest slacker Halloween costume ideas (mostly poached from the internet, of course):

• Dust Bunny – Gray sweat suit, bunny ears & tail, dryer lint
• Ghost or Toga – Whichever way you want to go with the plain white sheet
• “Nice Nurse” – Very lame scrubs and a stethoscope.  A nice departure from the “naughty nurse.”
• Disguise yourself as Sarah Palin.  You are now “a joke.”
• Wear what you’d normally wear on a Friday night and act like your usual self.  You are now “a bitchy girlfriend.”
• Drape yourself in blinking lights and wear a glittering star on your head.  You’re a Christmas tree.  Bonus points if you wear a green sweat suit.
• Wear something that emphasizes all your flaws.  You are a “before picture.”