It’s amazing how much a real, bonda-fide sickness can make you not give a fuck about the other circumstances in your life.

Boyfriend wants to talk to other bitches?  Let him.

Roommates want to be typical roommates?  Let them.

I honestly could give a fuck.

Tonight I “ran away” to the Barnes & Noble, where I spent a little under two hours writing in my paper journal and wishing I could have a slice of Pumpkin Cheesecake.  Then the chills started, and the pain when I swallowed became more than just a nuisance.  Still I stayed, because going home to deal with assholes was not on my agenda.  I perused cooking magazines and career books and tried to get back into Janet Evanovich’s Lean Mean Thirteen, which I have been trying unsuccessfully to read for about six months even though I really enjoy the book.  All this time, i was coughing and snotting, but trying to do so discreetly.

Then there was the vomiting, at which point I decided everyone at my house could get fucked.  I was coming home and no, I wasn’t going to entertain any conversations about whose turn it is to take out the garbage.

I feel like walking death right now, though the “walking” part is questionable.  I’d really call it more of a hobble.  Turns out I’ve been getting sick for a while, but the Claritin I’d been taking (and am currently out of) masked the symptoms.

To do:

  1. Get more Claritin
  2. Get orange juice
  3. Tell everyone here to get fucked

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